Pat Robertson Recommends

Why do I get the feeling that "Pat Robertson Recommends" will be a regular feature here at Keep Talking, Wingnuts? In today's installment, Pat recommends rebuking demons from used clothing.

After a viewer, Carrie, asked whether to follow her mom’s recommendation to pray away demonic spirits over her secondhand sweaters, Robertson recounted a story about “a witch who had prayed over a particular ring and asked for a spirit to come into it, and this Philippine girl was so attached to this ring, she had to buy it and all hell broke loose because she finally recognized what it was.” 

“Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects, the answer is yes,” Robertson said. 

[...] “Hey, it ain’t going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happened to have attached themselves to those clothes.”