Maybe He Shook His Etcha-Sketch Too Much

Willard was on Fox News yesterday (sorry, no links for the wicked) and said this, which is destined to take the place of the mud shark in GOP mythology:

"What I said is not what I believe." —Willard Mitt Romney

Great Googly Moogly! You'd think having the yellow snow of a major electoral college defeat rubbed in his eyes would be enough to shut this wingnut up, but he's back, and he'll be whipping on all our favorite baby seals soon enough, hopefully, because I just can't get enough of wingnuts who keep talking. Or painting.

That quote is awesome and all, but in terms of pure wingnutery, he's going to have to step up his game to get to where he was in May of last year:

"I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was." —Willard Mitt Romney

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff...